It’s 9:25am, and I’m sitting at the glass-topped desk in our luxuriously appointed corner suite, 43 storeys above the ground. In the Sofitel. Jealous, much?
For Beth’s birthday, she forewent any traditional wrapped-in-paper type presents, and instead wanted a night out in the city. Staying in classy hotels is somewhat of a hobby of ours, even if it’s something we can’t indulge in quite as frequently as we would like. This place, however, has to top the list of any hotel we’ve stayed in.
Walking into the lobby downstairs instantly raises your class factor. The place announces style, from the furniture to the fittings – even to the shaped ceiling lights. Walking in, all my dreams of being a person of standing, spending their time in such establishments were realised in a small way – I feel immediately cooler just standing there. And that was before we saw our suite.
The corner room offers 180° view of the city skyline and Port Phillip Bay. Our south-east facing suite enabled us to see from Kew, down the Yarra, and straight out the Port Melbourne – Station Pier is as far as we can see. In between we have uninterrupted views of all of Richmond, the sports complexes of the MCG, Rod Laver and Vodaphone Arenas, Olympic Park, and – much to Beth’s delight – the ferris wheel in Birrarung Marr.
Automatic lighting greeted our arrival, with the entry and bathroom lighting up as we walked in. A lounge setting of 2.5 seater and two armchairs take up half the room, with this desk tucked away to one side. The other half of the room is dominated by a 42” plasma screen on the wall, and the world’s comfiest king-size bed.
If that bed could fold, it’d be in our suitcase.
In all the hotels we’ve stayed in before, their version of a king-size bed has always filled a certain criteria of practicality – it was always two single beds held together with king-size sheets. Finally, and to much excited discovery, we’ve found a bed that is an actual king size bed. Equipped with down pillows and doona, lying in that bed is a little piece of heaven. Overnight, neither of us felt the other move, and for the first time in a long time, I slept in any position in total comfort – it conforms to your body as you move, yet offers complete support the whole time.
These beds are for sale, apparently. Those of us wanting to can have our own little piece of the Sofitel and sleep in such comfort every night. And while I dare not look at the price tag, if we someday find ourselves willing, I’d more than happy buy one. For now, we’ll have to settle in and enjoy it for the remaining hours.
Breakfast is on its way up, which I’m sure will continue to impress as everything else has. There such a level of class here that blows away every other hotel I’ve stayed in, and I’m not sure I want to ever go back.
—
Note: Breakfast arrived, much to our absolute delight. None of the typical covered plates. Try a table wheeled in that folds out, already set, with an actual toaster to make our own toast – no more cold, dry toast. And our hot food? In a heat box that sits under the table, keeping it all warm and fresh for the trip straight from the kitchen to our room. Seriously. I want to live here.